Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Holiday Humor

Here is a little Las Vegas humor to get your holiday started:

Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN

LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.


SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.


THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

4 comments:

Barbaloot said...

I may or may not have totally believed every sentence of that till the very end.

Garden of Egan said...

Oh mercy. I was totally believing you cuz it sorta makes sense right up to the end.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! HHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Chip Monks. hahahahahahahah This the funniest thing ever!

he he eh he he he

Wait. Are you kidding?

Oh, my goodness! You totally had me.

Sandra said...

ahahahaha! For a second there, I was like, "They have monks who do that?"...no, I'm not blond