Thursday, April 1, 2010

April Fool's Joke

An atheist became incensed over Christmas holiday preparations. He filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate, presentation by the atheist's lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling. "Your Honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur, and Hanakkuh. Yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously, your client is too confused to know about, much less celebrate his own atheist holiday!"

The lawyer pompously said, "Your honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be?"

The judge replied, "Well it comes every year, on exactly the same date. Psalm 12:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, if your client says there is no God, according to the Bible he is a fool. April Fool's Day is his holiday. Now get out of my courtroom!"

9 comments:

Heidi Ashworth said...

Puuuuuurfect!

Smart Helm said...

Ur pretty silly :-)

Barbaloot said...

Love it:)

Jennifer said...

HA HA!! That was funny!

Kris said...

What a great joke! I will share it with some atheist I know.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Hehehehehe :)

Garden of Egan said...

Hi Nutty,
Shelle and April told me to come and check you out cuz you were funny.
I totally love your blog and they were right, you are funny.
Can I hang out?
Tauna

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

Tauna,

Welcome! I love new friends. And any friends of April and Shelle are definitely friends of mine.

You are so sweet to tell me I am funny. It is the thing I aspire to most, you know?

I will have to come check your blog out.

Garden of Egan said...

Hey Nutty,
thanks for the comment on my blog. After Crash told me I had no profile I cried and wailed and then I think I fixed it.

Thanks.
So you live in Vegas? I wish I woulda known. I was there on Wednesday. I can't say as I loved the strip, well, except the water show in front of the Bellagio and the M&M factory....which I bought 4 cute little cups for my 4 cute grandkids and each of them got to get some M&M's of their choice.
WOW! BIG MISTAKE!!! When she added up my total and I paid &71.00 for that I almost cried and then I understood why there are hookers in Vegas. They gots to so they can buy M&M's.
I would love to have met you.
Do you know DeNae?
I would love to meet her to.