Last Saturday, I was sweeping under my computer table, and what to my amazement came from the dark corner.....Diana's glasses.
If you are somehow unaware of the turmoil I have dealt with over these darn peepers, well you could read about it here or here.
The fact that they have been missing for well, gee, almost two months, and that I found them while sweeping, I suppose that might make you think that I don't sweep that particular location very much. OK, I confess, I don't. And why I didn't think to look there sooner, I have no idea.
Actually I have a theory that the Bermuda triangle that lives at my house deposited them there. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that said triangle, lifts these glasses up just before I search a room, moving them just ahead of me and my searching.
Perhaps this particular corner is a portal to another world, and they were only just deposited there minutes before I found them. Perhaps some other vision impaired little girl was wearing them for these two months.
I have no doubt that my life expectancy is shorter because of those darn spectacles. Although, time spent searching has dramatically dropped since she got the two new pair from Wal Mart. And now she will have 4 pair of blinkers.
That is 10 EYES altogether. For the love of all that is visible and findable. How wonderful it that? I feel as though I have died and gone to heaven.
It doesn't take much does it?