Sunday, July 27, 2008

Top Ten Reasons it is Good to Spend 21 Days in the Hospital

Twenty-one free Bologna sandwiches.

The heat of Las Vegas is not so bad when you spend 12 to 15 hours a day in air conditioning set to 70 degrees.

The cold temperatures give you a chance to wear your winter clothes, that have been in the back of the closet feeling neglected.

Weight loss due to stress and horrible hospital food.

Free training on medical machines and how to silence their alarms.

Exhilarating opportunities to feel your heart race when playing chicken in the parking garage.

Plenty of time to watch movies you haven't seen before, like Dumb and Dumber.

Free fashionable hospital gowns with plenty of air flow.

Unlimited Popsicles and clean bedding.

Opportunity to test the strength of your body's immune system to random hospital infections.


SEBishop said...

Always LOOK on the BRIGHT side of life you do.

Tonight is Brandons Court of Honor and I'm glad it is almost over.

Pat said...

Good luck with the court of honor. What a big milestone. Congratulations!